Granted, but it'll cost you!
I wish I owned a theme park
Granted, but it got demolished by zombies in two hours upon getting it.
I wish I could time travel.
granted but in 200 years in the future silver the hedgehog will crush you! (SONIC FTW)
I wish my cat would like my kitten
Granted, but the cat got so annoyed that it killed the kitten.
I wish I have a new laptop.
granted, but you got distracted on youtube and started watching junk.
i wish i could come up with a wish that no one could "corrupt"
Granted, but it was corrupted by a loophole I found.
I wish we had hovercars.
granted, but they never tested them and the all broke down
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Granted, but you did anyways.
I wish I had invisibility powers.