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granted but it exploded


i wish for macaroni and cheese

Wish granted, but the macaroni was bird seed.

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, so here's my number, and call me maybe
I wish I was a famous singer.

granted but everyone hated you for being justin beiber and making everyone's ears burn off their head


i wish i was a snail

Wish granted, but you got stood on.

I wish for a cute pomeranian puppy.

granted but it exploded bc it was on your jet


i wish that i could control tornados

Wish granted, but the control panel over heated and caught on fire, then the tornado went on a rampage.

I wish I had a weather machine.

granted but it exploded too bc, well you know why......


i wish for a mittens

Granted but you misspelled it on Ebay and got Kittens.

I wish for My Disability Living Allounce to come.

granted but it sucked anyway


i wish for an ice cube

Granted, but it melted in 3 seconds

I wish the whole in the ozone layer closed up.