granted, but that makes it lag so much you cant play it
I wish that I could end world hunger
Granted, but all the farms in the world go belly up and economies crash all over the planet.
I wish Jurassic Park was a real place.
Granted, but a celebrity gets eaten by a raptor.
I wish I had a megaphone.
Granted, but it works too well and gives you hearing loss.
I wish marching band rehearsal wasn't as rigorous
Granted, but without it all your bones crumble and break apart from lack of exercise
I wish technology wasnt so frustrating
Granted, but all the self-sufficient computers band together and decide to rid the earth of the human parasites.
I wish there was a theme park in my home town.
Granted, But like you asked it's a theme park, so there are no good coasters.
I wish Vine compilations didn't exist.
Granted, but then vine crashes permanently.
I wish that Mean Streak gets the iron horse treatment.
Granted, but they build a custom RMC at Great Adventure instead.
I wish that Jurassic World earns 1 billion dollars in domestic box office.
Granted, but then nobody sees the other movies and the people that made them have to declare bankruptcy (is that a thing?)
I wish my teacher would give me the ACTUAL Algebra II book instead of digital copies