Granted, but since your family has a history of having accidents; no insurance provider will take you so you don't care about trying to get some through the state
I wish it was illegal to own a personal vehicle (with a motor[normal bike fine but mostly a mass transit world])
Granted, but public transit is so un-realible.
I wish the Cardinals would win the Super Bowl.
Granted, but then there is never a Super Bowl again.
I wish for a cookie.
Granted, but it's an internet cookie.
I wish for new socks.
granted, but its the wrong type of sock (basically you get punched, not getting new socks as in apparel)
I wish I was one of the Nexo Knights
Granted, but then jestro eats your head.
I wish I was going to Rio Olympics 2016
Granted, but you can't take any of your friends and have to work to get back.
I wish for a nice pot...? (I couldn't think of a wish!)
Granted but you get too high and die
I wish that Hillary Clinton gets the Democratic nomination
wish not granted because hillary is an awful person
i wish a republican is nominated president
Granted, but the world ends before the election.
I wish for a pillow to lean on and a piece of cake to eat! (That right there is heaven!)