Granted, but no one ever came to your birthday party again.
I wish I didn't have to go to school for the work. Just to hang out with friends.
Granted, but then you get no education, your home-schooling didn't help, and your not successful at all when you grow up.
I wish I could get past a level in my game, Mirror's Edge.
Granted, but someone spills a soda on your game system, so you don't want to buy another one and they won't fix your system.
I wish I had another girlfriend (that'll be my 8th!).
Granted, but she soon hates you.
I wish I had an uncorruptable wish.
Granted but turns out it was just a mirage and all in your imagination.
I wish that I OWNED THE WORLD!!!
(Ha! Corrupt that and you die!)
Granted, but you die before you could kill me.
I wish I had three shift keys.
Granted, but the 3rd was a snake!
I wish I had a chocolate pie.
Granted, but it disappeared right when you touched it.
I wish for money.
Granted, but I take it and spend it.
I wish for some Mac 'n' Cheese.
Granted, but it's cold as ice.
I wish I had enough money for a 16 gb iPod touch!!!