Granted but its so laggy there's 1 frame per second
I wish for pepsi
Granted, but it's Coke with a Pepsi bottle
I wish for a cake.
Granted, but as soon as you take a bite, 403 flies fly out of the cake making you not want the cake. (Obviously).
I wish I had another iPad.
Granted, but then you go bankrupt cause of Apple's high prices
I wish my microphone would actually work for skype calls
Granted, but then nobody calls you.
I wish for it to be summer.
Granted, but your summer lasts three days, while winter lasts 362.
I wish I could make my own version of RCT.
Lol that sounds like Canada weather
Granted, but it sucks more than RCT4 Mobile, and you're forever shamed by the RCT community
I wish for more genies
Granted, but you can only wish for less roller coasters in the world.
I wish for a wish I can wish which can wish wishes while wishing an extra wish fish.
Granted, but by reading this wish, your head explodes, as well as everyone else's.
I wish YouTube was the way it used to be; not for just views or money, but for fun. (Which is why Jacksepticeye is my favourite Youtuber, he does it for fun).