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Coaster Puns

Type up really stupid coaster puns.

1. Six flags go on a Great Adventure. One goes skydiving Over Texas and another gets lost in a Magic Mountain.

2. Cedar Point relocated an awful coaster. It was a Disaster Transport.

3. The Swarm was very Stealthy, they had Saws as well, while some had a Samurai.

4. This season at Alton Towers, attendance was dropping into Oblivion.

5. At Thorpe Park, you must Rush to the park early to avoid queues.

6. There was an explosion at Kings Dominion. There was a Shockwave and a guest saw an Anaconda on the path.

7. At King's Island, I saw The Beast talking to the Son of Beast.

8. Millennium Force? More like Millennium Forceless!

Do you have any more puns?

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Coaster Puns - by Nemesis - Dec 20, 2015, 06:36 PM
RE: Coaster Puns - by Maverick360 - Dec 21, 2015, 08:26 AM
RE: Coaster Puns - by naveisawesome - Dec 21, 2015, 01:36 PM
RE: Coaster Puns - by Drew_ - Dec 21, 2015, 03:17 PM
RE: Coaster Puns - by Terry Inferno - Dec 21, 2015, 11:57 PM
RE: Coaster Puns - by ChrisMDB - Dec 22, 2015, 12:52 PM
RE: Coaster Puns - by Nemesis - Dec 22, 2015, 07:38 PM

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