OK its a game - who can make the most random sentence ever?

Here we go...

Put down the peanuts or the lightbulb will shoot!

Eat the card or I will let the grasshoppers loose!

The spanner will rule the llamas!

If you eat the monkey, my face's pancake will go boom.

Person 1:"They voted against the new couch."

Person 2:"The eagle flies at midnight."

Mouse eat elephant, elephant eat cheese. Ruff.

The sniping cat will stab you!

The floating chicken fought a turkey for breakfast.

They're gonna cook cooked meat and give you raw meat

The chicken wanted a pie, but the pie was a chicken of cake and pie chicken.