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Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.

Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.

Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.

Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking
Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out

I AM PIERRE! DE SHUVAVE! I PUTS DE DUCKS IN KRISTAL BALLS!

Frogger gave me the crown for winning the how ugly are you not pagent that i did not enter

YU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YU!!!!!! POKEMON!!!!! GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!!!

look it a cheese! no unicorn! grab thy potato and move! n on on o no no n on o no n o jn! you have failed at life! road road blocking happy unless to poot on your socks.

YO-YO STRINGS COATED IN CHEZ AND RATS EATING THE CHEZ TASTE LIKE SHOOT DA WHOOP'S LAZAR!!!
THE YO-YO THEN SMELLS LIKE CHEZ EVEN THOUGH I REPLACED THE STRING.
MAYBE I SHOULD STOP PUTTING CHEZ ON THE STRING TO FEED WILD POKEMON!
'GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey its the unicorn that I invited to come to the toenail factory at 5:52 AM and he never showed up so now I'm gonna kill him with cheese.

Fruit Salad

Yummy Yummy

The dead cow got up to drink its Mountain Dew that never existed.

Fire tastes like bananas which tastes like kittens
Void in Canada