Granted, but it gets hacked.

I wish i had a car.

Granted, but it's used and too small for your size.

I wish I'm tall.

Granted, but you have no leg circulation

I wish I had a dollar

Granted, but it's a Monopoly Junoir dollar.

Aren't you supposed to wish for something?

I wish I had a ATV

Granted, but it's got a flat tire, no brake fluid, and it's pink.

I wish I had Wii Sports Resort.

Granted, but it crashed and broke your Wii.

I wish I had my own website.

Granted, but you have no idea of how to run it.

I wish for something.

Granted, but it becomes nothing.

I wish for a glass of lemonade.

Granted, but it's too sour.

I wish I had slimfast.

I really don't.