granted, but that makes it lag so much you cant play it

I wish that I could end world hunger

Granted, but all the farms in the world go belly up and economies crash all over the planet.

I wish Jurassic Park was a real place.

Granted, but a celebrity gets eaten by a raptor.

I wish I had a megaphone.

Granted, but it works too well and gives you hearing loss.

I wish marching band rehearsal wasn't as rigorous

Granted, but without it all your bones crumble and break apart from lack of exercise

I wish technology wasnt so frustrating

Granted, but all the self-sufficient computers band together and decide to rid the earth of the human parasites.

I wish there was a theme park in my home town.

Granted, But like you asked it's a theme park, so there are no good coasters.

I wish Vine compilations didn't exist.

Granted, but then vine crashes permanently.

I wish that Mean Streak gets the iron horse treatment.

Granted, but they build a custom RMC at Great Adventure instead.

I wish that Jurassic World earns 1 billion dollars in domestic box office.

Granted, but then nobody sees the other movies and the people that made them have to declare bankruptcy (is that a thing?)

I wish my teacher would give me the ACTUAL Algebra II book instead of digital copies