Granted, but... um... then... the part... uh....explodes... :s

I wish for blue flavor Jolly Rancher.
(I know what the next poster is gonna say! I just KNOW it!)

Sure, like you knew your BLUE jolly rancher would explode.

I wish for some water.

Granted, but its sewer water.

I wish for a tree.

Granted, but it's an ash tree and is being invaded/attacked by emerald ash borers.

I wish for a wish to wish for.

Granted but then you don't get a wish.

I wish my cat would stop bothering me for a hour.

Granted, but after that hour he bothers you twice as much.

I wish people would "Call me Ishmael!"

Granted but the snakes thought you said Isreal and they want to move into your body.

I wish for a new CPU (so i can play RCT3! and not be RCT3 retired. lol)

Granted, but it's so good you can't use rct1 or 2.

I wish my beatles album had more songs on it.

Granted, but they are all the same song.

I wish for a raise at work.

Granted, but your boss realizes that you start slacking off behind his back so he deducts your pay - DOUBLE. Did that make sense? I wouldn't know...

I wish my birthday would come sooner!