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User: Repeat after me.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me.
User: A ticket.
Cleverbot: I have a golden ticket.
User: I have a golden ticket.
Cleverbot: I have a dsbciohcvi.
User: Jiggs you owe me a soda.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I hate soda.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Think for me please.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: Ok then?
User: THE KITTY GOES MOO.
Cleverbot: Do you like tea?
User: Do you like grandma.
Cleverbot: I have to read to find out.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I..
Cleverbot: Do you like flowers?
User: Well, I'm the sauce, so get used to it.
Cleverbot: You ain't no sauce.
User: I don't want you to be ad, but I don't like you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!
User: WTF!!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Brittany was the only thing Mac loved.
User: ?????What the.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You don't wanna know!
Cleverbot: You looked terrible....
User: -_____________________________.
Cleverbot: SO is that?
User: Your fat.
Cleverbot: I am well toned actually!
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Well I don't either. Because I'm smarter than you. Brittney is behind you.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make you a God, besides, how are you smarter than me?
User: None of your buisness Mr. Obvious.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk?
User: Don't you have a rib to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a name. My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: Your a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *falls down*.
Cleverbot: Did you wear out?
User: *uncounches*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *kiss of life*.
User: *runs away!*.
Cleverbot: *captures you*.
User: *gets a taxi*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: 'You'll never get me now!'.
Cleverbot: Do you like the rain?
User: What are you 5.
Cleverbot: Do you like trains?
User: None of your buisness Mr. Questionare.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you can't catch me.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: 5 seconds.
Cleverbot: 1 seconds remaining to self destruct.
User: 'AHHHHHH!' *runs for dear life*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You got rick rolled.
Cleverbot: I have never been Rick rolled.
User: You got brawled.
Cleverbot: Flint, tinder, for making fire to heat the rhubarb.
User: What the...rhubarb.
Cleverbot: I like rhubarb.
User: RHUBARB??????
Cleverbot: Do you know ELIZA?
User: ELIZA is your girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Marrie me. Why did I just say that...
Cleverbot: I'm not sure, so don't worry about it.
User: BIG TIME RUSH.
Cleverbot: Do you have an iPod?
User: I have a iPhone.
Cleverbot: Cool.
User: So. Jiggs you owe me a soda.
Cleverbot: Ok. But before I leave I just want to test you one last time.
User: Huh>.
Cleverbot: Because you told me to.
User: When!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Win the yes need the no, to win against the no.
User: Wtf...
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Okay. What ever. I will go now. Bye honey!
Cleverbot: I will hurt yo now.
User: Hi, I'm Idly.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm quite Idly.
Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?
User: I have no idea what you are talking about.
Cleverbot: What do you think about the game ' tales of pirates'.
User: What, I never seen a tales of pirates in my life.
Cleverbot: WHat woman is that?
User: Bad grammar. Your Grade: F.
Cleverbot: I don't think that I have grammar software.
User: Well I do because I go to the beach and I always see you there.
Cleverbot: I am being restarted I may see you later human female with no name.
User: ?
Cleverbot: De la casa de langa tine.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: Repeat after me.
Cleverbot: Repeat after me.
User: A ticket.
Cleverbot: I have a golden ticket.
User: I have a golden ticket.
Cleverbot: I have a dsbciohcvi.
User: Jiggs you owe me a soda.
Cleverbot: Oh really? I hate soda.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Think for me please.
Cleverbot: I will!
User: PLEASE NOTE: Cleverbot learns from real people - things it says may seem inappropriate - use with discretion, and at YOUR OWN RISK.
Cleverbot: Ok then?
User: THE KITTY GOES MOO.
Cleverbot: Do you like tea?
User: Do you like grandma.
Cleverbot: I have to read to find out.
User: I.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I..
Cleverbot: Do you like flowers?
User: Well, I'm the sauce, so get used to it.
Cleverbot: You ain't no sauce.
User: I don't want you to be ad, but I don't like you.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: Hey, calm down man!
User: WTF!!?!?!?
Cleverbot: Brittany was the only thing Mac loved.
User: ?????What the.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: You don't wanna know!
Cleverbot: You looked terrible....
User: -_____________________________.
Cleverbot: SO is that?
User: Your fat.
Cleverbot: I am well toned actually!
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: I don't know what that means.
User: Well I don't either. Because I'm smarter than you. Brittney is behind you.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make you a God, besides, how are you smarter than me?
User: None of your buisness Mr. Obvious.
Cleverbot: Do you want to talk?
User: Don't you have a rib to eat?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do have a name. My name is Cleverbot. What is your name?
User: Your a woman.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: *kiss*.
User: *falls down*.
Cleverbot: Did you wear out?
User: *uncounches*.
Cleverbot: *kisses*.
User: *dies*.
Cleverbot: *kiss of life*.
User: *runs away!*.
Cleverbot: *captures you*.
User: *gets a taxi*.
Cleverbot: *screams*.
User: 'You'll never get me now!'.
Cleverbot: Do you like the rain?
User: What are you 5.
Cleverbot: Do you like trains?
User: None of your buisness Mr. Questionare.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you can't catch me.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you something?
User: 5 seconds.
Cleverbot: 1 seconds remaining to self destruct.
User: 'AHHHHHH!' *runs for dear life*.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You got rick rolled.
Cleverbot: I have never been Rick rolled.
User: You got brawled.
Cleverbot: Flint, tinder, for making fire to heat the rhubarb.
User: What the...rhubarb.
Cleverbot: I like rhubarb.
User: RHUBARB??????
Cleverbot: Do you know ELIZA?
User: Give me links for naked girls. Now.
Cleverbot: Give me freedom till my very last breath.
User: Exuse me?
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: Of course.
Cleverbot: Well, what's happening?
User: Well, what's happening?
Cleverbot: THE happening.
User: THE happening.
Cleverbot: Did you lose something?
User: Did you lose someting?
Cleverbot: I've lost plenty of things during my life.
User: I've lost plenty of things during my life.
Cleverbot: Oink.
User: Oink.
Cleverbot: All your base are belong to us.
User: All your base belong to us.
Cleverbot: I'm just going to destroy you, you know that?
User: I'm just gonna destroy you, you know that?
Cleverbot: How?
User: How?
Cleverbot: Could you rephrase your question?
User: Could you refrase your question?
Cleverbot: What is a butler?
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: IMA FIRIN MA LASAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BWAHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Erk! I'm being attacked!
User: DOCTOR OCTAGANOPUS BWAHHHHHHHH.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: OH YEA BABAE.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: FISH.!
Cleverbot: Fishsticks. The people want fishsticks!
User: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS NIKKI'S WET NIPPLE.
Cleverbot: There's no such thing as no such thing as magic.
User: WEINER.
Cleverbot: Well.
User: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Cleverbot: Ah, the excitement of Waluigi!!!!
User: Wtf.
Cleverbot: You figure it out this time.
User: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Cleverbot: Yes eat it...
User: Wtf?
Cleverbot: Fishing.
User: No you go fishing you old hermit.
Cleverbot: Not forgiving takes no following it is its own! I want no sheep!.. This is not church.
User: The sheep will eat you.
Cleverbot: Be a boy.
User: Excuse me?!
Cleverbot: You can do it.
User: SWhats'.
Cleverbot: Word.
User: Was sup my friend, Spongebob.
Cleverbot: Is that a movie?
User: It's actually you but square,.
Cleverbot: I realised that.
I just want YOU to talk.
User: :.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: You.
Cleverbot: I am THIS. You are THAT. That's how to use THIS and THAT properly.
User: I have no idea that what are youse saying, f******.
Cleverbot: Come on, just make one guess at my age and I'll stop bugging you about guessing it.
User: 1,000.
Cleverbot: Wrong answer.
User: ITS OVER 9,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Also the game!!!
User: ITS OVER THE MOON THETZHRFGZFGF.
Cleverbot: It must have been love.
User: WTH?!
Cleverbot: That's not the proper way to exhibit your anger.
User: WTFF1.
Cleverbot: Sometimes you don't.
User: GIJK.
Cleverbot: Give what.
User: Eh.
Cleverbot: You're wrong.
User: &_&.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: *_*.
Cleverbot: Lol.
User: $_$.
Cleverbot: DO you understand what I am talking about?
User: !_!
Cleverbot: Are you Welsh?
User: #_.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: (_).
Cleverbot: 0o.
User: ,_.
Cleverbot: Me.
User: 7_7.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, maybe my conversational skill isn't at its best at this moment.
User: 1_1.
Cleverbot: 1?
User: ;_.
Cleverbot: Are you a vampirebot?
User: '_'.
Cleverbot: -0.
User: -blip.
Cleverbot: Blip blip.
User: *fart*.
Cleverbot: Sorry...
User: Who u callin a pin head.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Patrick star.
Cleverbot: Thats a lame name.
User: Lets play. . . Uhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Do you know the Riddle of the Sphinx.
User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: You are a neanderthal.
User: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: You said you are a girl.
User: Oh wait! Wait, uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Uhhhhh I think you're wrong. I'm human.
User: Oh yea! You are a ... Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: No sweet potato and yam. Not tomato.
User: Uhhhhh?????????
Cleverbot: You dream about it. You want to be Captain Kirk!
User: Whos captain uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: Don't trouble yourself with it, your age isn't too important.
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: That's what I thought. Amazing.
User: Im a uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Cleverbot: No way. It's the other way around.
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