Today, Cedar Point announced that Top Thrill Dragster is going to be relocated to Taiwan, and is being replaced with a relocated Vekoma SLC. Disney announced today that every single one of their parks is going to be closed, and the rides are being auctioned on eBay for 1 million dollars each. Six Flags Magic Mountian revealed plans yesterday to build a clone of Green Lantern: First Flight, and place it directly adjacent to the original Green Lantern: First Flight. I know that everybody will be happy with these news updates, and I am looking forward to the Cedar Point SLC!









(Late April Fools, Ha-Ha)

wow got me

Dang, I would've actually wanted a Vekoma SLC instead of TTD.

I believed the first part, until you said Taiwan, and the exactly 1 million dollars, you need close places and random numbers to convince people

HAHAHA!!! Nice dude! :P

Lol let's just go buy a Disney ride on ebay for a million bucks.