Press Release from ASDA! (For you that aren't English Asda is a supermarket that is great, Drayton Monkey is part of the WalMart Family!)

We here at ASDA want to be one of the first supermarkets to head in alternative markets, which is why we have commissioned our very own theme park, ASDA Land!

Asda land is a small park with a great selection of rides from the Smart Price Blender to the Car Park Derby. All rides are fast and thrilling and better than Tescos Tesco's Thrills

Here's this year's ride line up!

At the start of the Park you enter past the giant signs


Then you head to the Duelling Coasters called Buy One get one Free



Then after be Whirled and whizzed as you are spun and spun until you are dizzy enough to buy some of our products. It's the Smart Price Blender!





For those of you that are feeling brave, then you can take on the almighty Car park Derby. Being launched at 80mph and then being shot back down to Earth again. Mind out for those loose trolleys!



Stiil feeling that adrenaline rush then head to the Trolley of Doom! and be launched downwards from 300ft



Then you can take your self on a karting adventure as you race at High Speeds on The Aisles Of Doom (Go Karts)





That's all for now folks!

Nice idea! Very funny!

I may just have to make a Tesco one, as I'm a big Tesco's fan myself!

Tesco all the way

Good start to ur asad park tho!

/\ same here/\ my sides hurt with so much laughter. Great and origanal idea

Great start :!:
Needs more Scenery.

And I will be making one for Morrisons, lol.....

Excellent idea, and very funny :P

Im with tescos. Hilarious.