erm hes ok, has his moments lol

Do you wanna see the new pirates of the carrabian film?

yes, looks swell

wot about the simpsons movie

no. not really.

Did u ever wet ur pants @ school?

no, even when the teachers didnt let you go to the loo after a break-time, they were evil like that!

do you own a fruit machine? (more randomness)

no

do you own a ice cream maker??

no

do you have a candy floss maker?

no

do you eat a burger

yes, now and again

Do you eat the gherkins in burgers?

no

do you like mcdonalds

Yes...burgers and gherkins included
Do you like eating Slugs on Toast.....topped with lashings of Kentucky Fried Stag Beetle.