brush his teath because...

Of plankton that had built up around his gums over the last couple of.......

...million years, by which time Scotland had...

Decided on a better username that Bear in the Big Blue house liked, then they both had tea and decided to ahev a cival partnership and then have babies. The babies were really hairy and they had three eyes and two legs and Nuclear Fish saud that they smelt of eggy fart and then Drayton Monkey let one off and Nuclear Fish jst went eugh and then Scotland was relieved as his pregnancy was over and afetr that they all had tae but Drayton Monkey decided to break up Bear in the Big Blue Houses's affair with Tikitiki and he then Hit Drayton Monkey who then.............

OMG this is a long post!

...decided to change his name to Leicester, so that it was just as boring and unoriginal as Scotland's, who was very...

smart unlike neclear fish

Who was a genius thatone day he built a time machine that could travel to the edge of the universe and back in time for tea. He then picked up a girl called rose and set sail around the universe and they fought monsters together and then in the final days Rose was eaten by a Monkey who was very lazy and couldn't be bothered to use a mirowave. Then after that a Giant thunderstorm erupted from the Monkey's head and lasers came out.

Then the Monkey.............................

Found out that...

his head was

going to explode