i would go off to france or USA

what if a donkey came and stole your hotdog at the zoo?

Id be annoyed....and squirt him with loads of Ketchup.
WHat if, Tony Blair put a Tax on Pcs......what would you do.

By the way, i like Your leaderboard thread.....keep it updated m8.

i would kick his lime and the leader board will be updated weekly

what if i came to your house!!

Id be surprised, and you would be greeted with open arms.
What if i turned up on your doorstep?

would also be surprised and i would welcome you

What if, i came dressed as a clown?

i would freak out!!! (clowns are weird)

what if you had a dog which it wee on your foot (bare)

Id consider it unfortunate......and then sue the owner.
What if the Ground Force team turned up at your house, and gave youre garden a complete makeover?

i would welcome them and sit down and relax

what if a man came up to your door and says "you have won £100000000000000"??

Id lick his boots still they had a buff shine.
What if there was a virus which wiped out all of the men on Earth, and you were the only one left, with alll the women on the Planet?