Welcoem to Drayton Monkey's Pub, where you can pull a a stool drink some sweet pimp juice and hang with ma posseeh. Just short outbursts of randomness are allowed here.

Like......My Gerbil died yesterday!

So we can say anything then.
An 80-year-old man set his flat ablaze after being evicted by the landlord.
"I guess he kept his promise" said the landlord

Yeah within readon but saying rude words Like eggplant etc etc. will set off the swear filter! :roll: So just be careful!

Oh Yeah, My Top Tip of the day is NEVER IRON YOUR CAT WHEN WET!

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new
discoveries, is not 'Eureka! (I found it!) but That's funny :wink:

My top tip of the day is NEVER IRON YOUR CAT.. doesn't matter if it's wet or dry...

Erm, would anyone like any drinks, seeing as we are in a Pub.....a very bad one at that but hey you got to start somewhere.

Oh yeah and you should iron your cat for that streak free shine.

i have 4 cans of irn-bru

Just an ice cream sundae for me!

Okay for DraytonMonkey here is your ice cream sundae :

And for Scotland here is your 4 cans of irn-bru :

Can I have a XL bag of cookies?