Because Cows don't "mew".

Link>Why can't I kill the park inspector?

Beause the Cows don't "mew". Duh?

0 is false and 1 is true, correct?

No "1" is false and "0" means nothing.

Have you stopped beating your wife?

Yes but now she beats me up.

Why do geeks smell like roadkill?

Because they collect roadkill and keep it in there underwear for dinner.

Why does evrything have to have an end?

Beacuse new things have to have a start!

Why did the chicken cross the road? hmmmm :P

Because there werent a subway nearby...
When is a fish not a fish?

When its not in water

Whats better,
Xbox 360, PS3, or a Dog!

XBOX 360

Why does everyone seem to post after midnight?

Because thats when they all come out to fest.

Why do cows moo?