I ban you for being offline!

I ban you for having a picture of Kingda Ka in your signature.

I ban you for having (what seems to be) blue fire as your signature picture.

I ban you for being a first time guest!

I ban you for being a PARK guest!

I ban you for guessing my signature's coaster.

I ban you for having inc. in your signature! ( and I guessed it right?! Awesome!)

i ban you for guessing it right

I ban you for being online!

i ban you for posting that so early!