I ban you for joining the site this month.

I ban you from having your name in red.

I ban you for not recognising my mod status.

I ban you for not spelling recognizing right.

I ban you for being too smart for your own good!

I ban you for not using spell check and calling chevelleROCKER_18B smart! :P

Yeah! Wait, are you calling me stupid? I have an A- in grammer.

I ban you for calling me stupid! :x

I ban you for thinking I was calling you stupid, thinking that I said you had bad grammar, which was all Alton :P (he spelled recognizing wrong), and for not recognizing my mod status or visibility of the status, lack thereof.

I ban you from using brackets.

I ban you for thinking those are brackets and not parentheses...