Since, there was no question above.... I'll ask one.

What would you do if fast food was banned.

I would say you didn't notice the question.

What would you do if you were named Eknarf?

^Whoops!

I would PM Justin and change my username.

What would you do if you were forced to eat feathers?

My mouth would be molting.

What would you do if I made you lick your toes when you hadn't taken a shower for 3 DAYS

I'll just take a shower.

What would you do if you were merged to RCTLounge?

I would take a sickle and un-merge myself.

What would you do if your keyboard had an upside-down question mark instead of an O?
My post would look like this:
What w¿uld y¿u d¿ if y¿ur keyb¿ard had an upside-d¿wn question mark instead of an ¿?

I dunno?

What would you do if you were given $1,000,000.

I would spend $20 on a cab ride and leave the rest in the trunk of the cab.

What would you do if you were phat?

I would diet (if I could)

What would you do if RCT3X forums reopened.

My head would explode and I would say in a dramatic way (with no pants on) "WHYYYYYY!!!!!!!"