So he forced himself to the loo
And now will go eat a chilli dog

but his foot got chewed up by a methed up warthog
After that, the pig took a crap on the grass...

the grass turned into glass
then transformed into a pen

"The the heck?", said the hen.

(SInce Alex didn't say the next word to rhyme with, Ill do it!)

I looked around and saw men
looking around at me with confusion

But is was all an illusion
And they started to swig

Then he saw a minecraft pig
who had a cupon for his drink