Some of these are really hilarious

cat so i could roll around in your laundry


would rather eat nachos or cheese fries?

Nachos.

Would you rather be in a life threatning situation or see slenderman irl?

slenderman, then i will ask him if he wants a beer


would you rather be killed by being stung by and entire hive of wasps or, be slowly killed from poison?

Mmmmmmmm, thats easy; neither

Would you rather be hit by oncoming traffic or be hit by a Jet?

oncoming traffic cause why the h*ll would i learn to fly just to die?


would you rather live on an island of sexy women or have 10,000 dollars?

$10,000 please, I ain't like that!

Would you rather drink salty water or your own pee to survive?

BAD choice mamma penguin those woman all had over 10,000 dollars in their pockets that they wanted to give to you LUCKY FOR ME i chose other wise and got 100,000 bucks

my own pee


would you rather have an emerald or a ruby?

Ruby Ruby Ruby RUBY ahahahhh, DO YA DO YA DO YA etc etc..

Would you rather be a girl or a boy?

boy so then i could go out with a girl


would you rather have a wish or $10,000?