Apr 4, 2016, 06:35 AM
Six Flags Astroworld
2016: Nothing
2017: Nothing
2018: Nothing
2019: Nothing
2020: Nothing
2021: Nothing
Alton Towers
2016: New "World's First" attraction
2017: New "World's First" attraction
2018: New "World's First" attraction
2019: New "World's First" attraction
2020: New "World's First" attraction
2021: New "World's First" attraction
Cedar Point
2016: Valfeathom
2017: New flat ride with an impossible-to-pronounce name
2018: Park responds to the fans saying they want Mean Streak to be RMC'd. A crane bumps into MF and destroys it. RMC goes bankrupt.
2019: Because MF is now gone, park says Mean Streak will be a permanent ride, even though it will be SBNO for the rest of its life.. They say TTD has reached the end of its lifespan and remove it. Because logic.
2020: Raging fans burn Mean Streak to the ground.
2021: The park's ferris wheel gets unhinged and rolls down the entire park. Utter and absolute chaos. Fire, smoke and explosions everywhere. Deaths everywhere. Viltavern is the only coaster that remains and earns its 11th world record: "Last Coaster at Cedar Point".
(I'm misspelling Valfammon on purpose to make fun of Cedar Point's ridiculous names)
2016: Nothing
2017: Nothing
2018: Nothing
2019: Nothing
2020: Nothing
2021: Nothing
Alton Towers
2016: New "World's First" attraction
2017: New "World's First" attraction
2018: New "World's First" attraction
2019: New "World's First" attraction
2020: New "World's First" attraction
2021: New "World's First" attraction
Cedar Point
2016: Valfeathom
2017: New flat ride with an impossible-to-pronounce name
2018: Park responds to the fans saying they want Mean Streak to be RMC'd. A crane bumps into MF and destroys it. RMC goes bankrupt.
2019: Because MF is now gone, park says Mean Streak will be a permanent ride, even though it will be SBNO for the rest of its life.. They say TTD has reached the end of its lifespan and remove it. Because logic.
2020: Raging fans burn Mean Streak to the ground.
2021: The park's ferris wheel gets unhinged and rolls down the entire park. Utter and absolute chaos. Fire, smoke and explosions everywhere. Deaths everywhere. Viltavern is the only coaster that remains and earns its 11th world record: "Last Coaster at Cedar Point".
(I'm misspelling Valfammon on purpose to make fun of Cedar Point's ridiculous names)