Then ghosts appeared and attacked the priest but he was too busy praying to runaway.

People finally came to the funeral, but they were wearing punk/rock clothes, and realized they needed to be at the rock concert.

At the concert there were many pot smokers.

Everyone ended up at the hospital, and the worst part was, they had alligators there!

Luckily, the aligators were trained nurses.

There was a tornado, so when people got out of the hospital, it wasn't pretty.......

Then a stranger came up to one of the old patients and started saying 'Aw, te quiero. Donde has estado?'

A kid wanted a tequila, but instead, he got a nose the size of Squidward's.

He could barely speak and sounded like a nut job.

A squirrel threw nuts at him.