Deadly poisonous chickens attack you and yell, " say it, say it", and I say it:


MMMYYY HHHIIILLLLLL!!!

I will bulldoze your house to make room for my hill

my hill turned into a mountain.

I pill put signs all over the world so it knows it won't trespass onto my property with my hill.

However, too much of the world knows of your hill. So i descend from a helicopter onto my hill and stick a giant flag on it which dwarfs all the signs.

I will taser you if you come 2 inches closer onto my hill!

I wrap a 6 kV electric fence around my hill so whoever wants to take my hill is going to go through a lot of pain at my hill.

I'll boil you in hot lava if you come within 500 feet of my hill.

My minions will skin you alive if you come closer to my hill. Getting the chills?

I will put electric fences with motion sensors around me, so I can say "THIS IS MAH HILL!!!"