Do whatever it takes to be king of the hill! Rules are:
1. Cannot copy another post
2. No double posting
3. All posts must end with "my hill"

I'm hiking along and I spot a hill. I climb to the top and yell:
MY HILL!

I pump your guts out with an uzi, then yell "MY HILL!" in your dead face.

P.S. listening to pinball wizard!

When playing tag, I run for the hills and scream at the top of my lungs saying "I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU CAN'T TAG ME CAUSE THIS IS MY HILL!

I put a sign at the bottom of My Hill saying "Cross this line and you could be shot because this is my hill"

If some idiot dared to touch it I'd say "NO!!! That's my hill"

I will shoot you because this is my hill

I will make you laugh until you die or you better get away from my hill.

North Korea get away! I also have nuclear power because this is my hill!!!!!!!!

I'll handcuff you from head to toe so you can't move toward my hill.

I have a security system, and you can't get though because this is my hill.