Do you want fries with that?

How 'bout a banana phone as a free toy?

Your move, Holy man.

I'm only a space hampster in search of the ultimate burrito.

Go to Verizon Wired!

My new imaginary friend is named Cheese, but the only thing he's good at is hurting Eduardo with a carrot, and he chose to join the Verizon Store (That was a bust)!!!

I'll bust your coffee pot if you coffee pot that once more twice more!

Ok then (Grizzly Bears cone in and attack), but they danced along to a song called Sugar by Flo Rida Feat. Wynter.

Can you hear me now? Good!

I have to be a brother lady because Cheese wanted to go out with a guy at the prom (Cheese is a boy).