Granted, but you're only 5 cents richer.


I wish I could animate.

I expected that one, Blazing.

Granted, but you're the worst animator in the world.

I wish I could finish to wish for Corrupt A Wish! (that's a lot of wish)

Granted, but you don't get to grant wishes for 2 turns.



I wish I could revive some game companies that should never have gone out of business.

Granted, but you put them in a way worse situation.

I wish Sonic the Hedgehog is alive.

Granted, but he votes for Donald Trump in the election...Unless I wish he wasn't alive


Yes, I wish Donald Trump didn't exist.

^granted, hillary gets elected and starts ww3 with russia

i wish trump wins the election (monkey)

Granted, but then he starts world war 3 with China, its a lose lose situation guys

I wish it was warmer here

Granted, but you get bad weather 24/5.


I wish I had more luck

Granted, but this luck is bad and will haunt you 24h/24 and 7 days/7.

I wish I could be more creative for my wishes.

Granted, but in order to be that creative you need to get on some hardcore drugs, which you then get addicted to and die because of

I wish the Canadian teams were actually good at hockey