Granted, however they are only good for one year each before they return to their mediocrity.

I wish people would believe in Buffalo sports for once.

Granted, but this "once" is only for one day, then people will restart not believing in Buffalo sports.

I wish the Quebec Nordiques will come back in Quebec.

Granted, but then they'll be called the Sherbrooke Nordiques

I wish for more genies

Granted, but then you wish for something stupid and you have to stare at a mirror that is playing a never ending meme that you can't keep your eyes off of. And it goes on and on..and on....and...on....and -stares at a mirror contemplating my life for 2 hours-


I wish I could stop staring...at......th..is....mir-...rir...rir...or

(Yes, I am quite aware that I have done Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'."

^ Granted, but the mirror has a built in speaker and it plays Journeys song "Don't Stop Believin" on an endless loop as the mirror follows you around wherever you go playing that song.

I wish I could wish for a wish.

Granted, but you wish for the most vulgar and offensive thing ever, so you get banned from RCTgo and any other roller coaster game Web site in the world (including OpenRCT2).

I wish I could know what to wish.

Granted, but it's an utterly boring wish.


I wish I could wish for a wish

Granted, but you had the same wish as rccoa coasters, so him and you both got banned from RCTgo for offensive wishes.

I wish we could corrupt wishes with ghost peppers again. (remember that?)

Granted, but it's Ghost Pepper's phony sister ironically named Ghost Phony, and unfortunately, they're not spicy at all.

I wish ghost peppers were not so hot.

Granted, but they taste terribly bad, and you're forced to eat them.

I wish we have something hotter than ghost peppers (I'm suicidal)