Granted, you get injured by training
I wish Nothing

Granted but you develop a bunch of things you wish for.

I wish McDonald's burgers weren't so thin.

Granted, but they get oversized and because of a mysterious poison.

I wish everyone a great Memorial Day weekend.

Granted except... well I don't know. happy memorial day weekend

I wish vekoma boomerangs weren't so rough.

Granted, the maker loves rough and kill everbody that want boomerangs less rough
I wish: a CHEESEFOUNTAIN

^ Granted, but someone put chocolate fondue in it and ruins it.

I Wish I had an endless ski-lift.

Granted, nobody wants to make it XD
I wish that I wish that someone wish that I already has wished :P

^ Granted, but confusion makes this impossible.

I wish that all food tasted good.

Granted, but you can't taste it.

I wish my computer was good.

Granted, but your "Make a computer better: Software Update" is too big for your PC

I wish that this wish would come true!