Granted, your wish was corrupted by aliens and it never returned
I wish I was wishing this wish

Granted, your wish was corrupted by aliens and it never returned

I wish that my Dad could be as nice as my Mom!

Granted, but your Dad likes to be mean.

I wish I could win Build-It!

Granted but then RCTgo Crashes and all build it records are lost.

I wish I had a pet Eyelash viper.

Granted, but it escapes from its cage and runs away.

I wish I could meet Jennifer Lawerence.
Jennifer is a perfect actor and human being.

Granted but she socks you in the crotch.

I wish I could meet rccoa coasters!

Granted, but he is the Hash Slinging Slasher.

I wish the build-it competition ended so everyone didn't get so over dramatic when they lost.

Granted, you missed each other by walking the wrong wsy.
I wish Justin opens the Competition at the evening of my time zone.

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Dang, same time

Granted but Justin is clueless when it comes to time zones.

I wish I had some pie!

Granted, but the pie is an exploding pie.
I wish for a incorruptible McLaren P1.