Granted, but then a hero comes in to save the day and you spend the rest of your life in an insane asylum

I wish I could automatically get perfect on all my exams

Granted, but you will be forever dirt poor and will never be able to get in a job.


I wish for the game Slime Rancher.

Granted, but it crashes whenever you open it.

I wish for a penny.

Granted but you need 999 more to buy RTC3

I wish for Eternal Bliss

Granted, but you can no longer play any of the RCT, NL, Planet Coaster, or any such series' games.

I wish it was easier to decide on a Build-It! winner.

Granted, but Justin for unexplained reasons allows 16 entries and only 1 winner per round.


I wish for some cake.

Granted, but it's cyanide-flavored cake, which is deadlier than cake made with actual cyanide because it's sweetened with NutraSweet.

I wish the general population utilized public transportation more efficiently in Sim City 4.

Granted, but then you realize cities skylines is a much better game

I wish summer would just come so I could be a camp counsellor

Granted, but as soon as you get there, they say you have to be 21 to be camp counsellor.


I wish to be un-snowed in.

Granted but its 300 degrees outside.

I wish my mom let me eat twinkies.