Granted, but you can't have any other sweet.


I wish for some candy.

Granted but it melts because you live in the Caribbean

I wish it never snowed again as long as I live

Granted, but that means inexplicably dying the very next day.

I wish for a paper cutter.

Granted but you get a paper cut while operating the paper cutter.

I wish college books didn't cost soo much

I wish college books didn't cost soo much

Granted, But the cost of each class increased by a factor of what the book used to cost.

I wish NOBS would quit uploading invalid files to this site.

Granted, but he uploads 10000000000 good files.

I wish Justin Would get some help running the site.

Granted, but he uploads 10000000000 good files.

I wish Justin Would get some help running the site.

What, only 10 billion uploads?

Granted, but the upload freak is the new helper, and can't file the uploads to the offline storage site.

I wish for a day without the aches and pains of being an adult.

Granted, but your friends get your aches and pains.


I wish I had more games. (RCT1 & 3 NL1 & 2 ect...)

Granted but you can never play them.

I wish for a chocolate lab husky mix (PLEASE don't be too mean to him/her lol)

Granted, but it's actually made of chocolate, and chocolate is poisonous to dogs, so its entire existence is its own downfall.

I wish Sim City 4 wouldn't crash and exit out of itself.