Granted, but there will be bad candidates for the next 20 elections.

I wish for a 155gal aquarium.

Granted, but the day you bring it home the tank shatters and you return to a soggy carpet strewn with glass shards and dead sea creatures

I wish for Spotify Premium, because nobody got time for that $10 a month

Granted, but the price is raised to $60 for 2 weeks.


I wish for some cotton candy.

Granted, but you have to lick Sugar Rush to get it because it's mixed into the paint.

I wish I had a real job.

Granted, but you don't have time for RCT.

I wish it would stay in the 50* range and not snow -_-

Granted, but it will ALWAYS be 50* and never change, so no hot summer weather!

I wish it would be Spring already!

Granted, but you're stuck in spring forever.

(Btw 50* days are awesome - best weather is weather I can wear a comfortable jacket and jeans in)

I wish my RCT3 worked ;-;

Granted but 3 days later you lose the disc or forget your steam password.

I wish I was a master chef.

Granted, but the first day you burn your dish and the judges unanimously eliminate you.

I wish there were more hours in a day

Granted, but you're neverendingly tired and you sleep for 24 of the 28 hour days.


I wish I could live in Ireland or Australia.