Granted but its so laggy there's 1 frame per second

I wish for pepsi

Granted, but it's Coke with a Pepsi bottle
I wish for a cake.

Granted, but as soon as you take a bite, 403 flies fly out of the cake making you not want the cake. (Obviously).



I wish I had another iPad.

Granted, but then you go bankrupt cause of Apple's high prices

I wish my microphone would actually work for skype calls

Granted, but then nobody calls you.


I wish for it to be summer.

Granted, but your summer lasts three days, while winter lasts 362.


I wish I could make my own version of RCT.

Lol that sounds like Canada weather

Granted, but it sucks more than RCT4 Mobile, and you're forever shamed by the RCT community

I wish for more genies

Granted, but you can only wish for less roller coasters in the world.

I wish for a wish I can wish which can wish wishes while wishing an extra wish fish.

Granted, but by reading this wish, your head explodes, as well as everyone else's.



I wish YouTube was the way it used to be; not for just views or money, but for fun. (Which is why Jacksepticeye is my favourite Youtuber, he does it for fun).

Granted, but only 2 users keep making videos.

I wish for a YoYoFactory Titanium Dream: http://shop.yoyoexpert.com/product/1407/...nium-Dream