I don't even know what the heck that is... so... granted, but it fails, hard.


I wish that I could create interesting YouTube videos that everyone enjoyed.

I don't even know what the heck that is... so... granted, but it fails, hard.


I wish that I could create interesting YouTube videos that everyone enjoyed.

Hey, I put a link! It's a $300 yoyo.


Granted, but no one watches them.


I wash for a lambo.

Granted, but you get a young sheep with an O painted on its wool

I wish summer would just come already

Granted, but it lasts two seconds.

I wish for a trip to ride the smiler.

Granted but none of the effects and sounds are working.

I wish that I could be a genie.

Granted, but your lamp is lost and you're forever stuck inside.

I wish the weather would be normal for once....

Granted, but the normal now is constant lightning storms!

I wish for the user after me to blow up. FOR NO REASON!

Granted, but then I kill you with my shards.

I wish I could live forever at the age of 26.

Granted, but then once the sun turns into a red giant and swallows up the earth, you'll have to endure it while staying alive

I wish I wasn't sick

granted, but you're dead.


I wish for jimmy johns.