Granted, I hope you are taking allergy medication. I have to everyday.
I wish it would stop raining, but I know we can't control the weather.
So my other wish would be that my neighbors dog doesn't bark or yelp to much today.

Granted, since dogs are annoying, granted, just.....

Granted, but it rains exponentially harder each time it does rain.

I wish I could start a successful YouTube career in my own home.

Granted, but then you get killed by the hordes of fans trying to invade your house for autographs.

I wish for good weather when I go Indiana Beach tomorrow.

Granted, but it is Arizona summer weather. Have fun, by the way.


I wish for a DeLorean time machine.

Granted, but you have to go to prom with your mother, find a way to hook her up with your father, convince your best, old, friend to help you get back to the future, and not screw up the time-space continuum before getting home in time to spend the weekend with your girlfriend. *gasps for air* You also need to change your name to Marty.

I wish that someone would invent the universal medicine scanners from Star Trek that scan you and instantly cure you of all ailments, diseases, and allergies.

Granted, but when you go through, the scanner glitches and you die instantly because all the previous subjects' diseases went directly to you.
Random feat of luck.... eh?




I wish I had enough courage to start being a viner. xD

Granted. I have no idea what that is.


I wish for a hamburger.

Granted.

I wish for a Subway Sandwich

Granted, but it has ghost peppers on it, and you burn your mouth super bad.

I wish to be an administrator on this site!

Granted, but it has ghost peppers on it, and you burn your mouth super bad.

OMG Maverick360!!! XD Why did you make him eat that?!? That's so hilarious! XD

Granted, but when you became an administrator, the site crashed and could not be recovered (I wish it will not happen).

I wish Pokemon Sun and Moon will be released sooner.