Granted, but you bought it and the food came alive! :eek:

I wish I had a PS3

Granted, but you had to build it.

I wish my camera took pics. (It's just a video camera)

Granted, but it took a sound of a exploding bomb and took pictures randomly like crazy!

I wish I had my computer fixed of slow

Granted, but it loaded stuff so fast your entire hard drive was wiped out.

I wish Fireball had posted a wish for me to corrupt....

Granted, but I never did.

I wish I didn't have a bedtime.

Granted, but you don't have a bed either.

I wish I was a level 10 wizard.

Granted, but he came out of your computer and destroyed your house.

I wish I was good at Helter Skelter on Rock Band Beatles version.

Granted, but that was all you could EVER do for the rest of your life.

I wish Bill Gates was my fater.

Granted, but he hated you.

I wish I didn't have to do homework.