Granted, but you had to do it in level 1,000,000,00 (extremly impossible)

I wish I didn't have to go to school.

Granted, but you turn stupid for the rest of your life.

I wish I could download CS (custom scenery) onto my computer.

Granted.. but the files dont contain CS, instead it has gay porn!

I wish I had cable tv agian.

Granted, but the wires exploded and everything you touched was static electricty (even wood, carpet, etc)

I wish my mom was nicer.

Granted, but you dad wants to kill you.

I wish I wuz teh rulerz of teh interwebz.

Granted.. but the files dont contain CS, instead it has gay porn!

I wish I had cable tv agian.

XD

Granted, but you never were and never will.

I wish I was able to stay up for as long as I want.

Granted, but a month later and you weren't sleeping, you had to go to the hospital to open your eyes because you were in a very very VERY deep sleep in the car way to the hospital. :laugh:

I wish my wii had all the channels in the wii shop and the world.

Granted, but your internet goes down and you can never use them.

I wish I could win a Nobel Peace Prize for doing nothing!

Granted, but you won it but it was full of poison.


I wish I had so much money.

Granted, but you get SO much money to crushes you and you die.

I wish I knew everything evar.