Granted.But absolutely nothing transforms in absolute everything.

I wish i have a time machine

Granted, but you can only go forward or back 5 seconds.

I wish more people knew about this soda that I am drinking right NOW straight out of a 2 liter.
http://myskisoda.com/index.html

EDIT: I finished the 2 liter

Granted, but people had the soda and died. So you got sued.

I wish I a piece of cheese.

Granted, but the cheese exploded in your face.

I wish I wish a cake of fish.

Granted, but it was a cake of uncooked sardines.

I wish for a giant Filipino steak! (don't make fun of it)

Granted, but no one knows what that is, and then your head exploded.

I wish for my black history month person to be someone else than Oprah. (Lots of other people would want her!)

I wish this thread would keep going!

I get Justin, who locks this thread.

I wish that someone else would post here.

Granted, but its me.

I wish I had some popcorn.