Granted, but it uses itself to make you ugly.

I wish I could fly.

Granted, but once you start going up, u cant come back down and u can't stop going up

I wish I could have a million dollars

Granted but it turns out to be counterfeit and you have already spent it all, so the police send you to prison for the rest of your life, and you end up being killed in a gas chamber because you were caught on CCTV in a fight, when you were only actually getting punched by a guy who didn't like you.

I wish I owned RCTgo

Granted, but you're banned.

I wish for a waffle and a bigger room.

Granted the waffle had caught on fire and your bigger room has been crashed by a tsunami

I wish I was good on money everyday

Granted,
But its counterfeit you criminal! :O Just kidding

I wish I had a Ferrari.

Granted, but you crashed it into Bill Gates's House and you got sued for <$9,001,000 :3
I wish for loads of K'NEX parts so I can build epic rollercoasters.

Granted it came in the box and it was found broken

I wish I was a pilot

Granted, but you're so inexperienced and poor that no one would lend nor give you an airplane.

I wish I had telekinesis.