Granted, but it currupted your brain and turned you evil

i wish i had personal amusement park

Granted but a nuke landed on it and blew it to bits

i wished i could have a truck XD

Granted, but when you get it its only the frame

i wish i had alot of legos

Granted but the humungous pile melted D:

I wish i had an iPhone 4S

Granted, but you dropped it and it got ran over by a car

i wish i was famous on youtube

Granted but you got reported and banned

I wish i was a fish

granted but i forgot the gills and you drowned

i wish i had a shotgun

Granted, but you lost it on the day you got it.

I wish I graduated high-school.

granted but obama passed a law that EVERYONE has to goto high school again so they remember everything when they goto college


i wish i had a giant stuffed bear

Granted, but it's so stuffed that it exploded on contact.

I wish it was raining hamburgers and fries.