granted but the hamburgers and fries turn into hail

i wish i owned cedar fair

Granted, but you're required to ride 182 coasters in 2 weeks.

I wish I was taller.

granted but now you can't fit through doorways


i wish i was older

Granted, but you stopped aging after you got older.

I wish my iPhone came with a hologram.

granted but you watched a horror movie and the monster ate you


i wish i had a wish

"Grant-" .... I'm sorry, but I can't think of any bad side to it...
OH WAIT, "-ed, but it was taken away by the Wish Remover.

I wish I had a dog.

granted but it was a "HOT" dog :P ( so it was on fire )

i wish i had a waffle

granted but you cooked it to long and it burned.

i wish i had a million dollars that came in an indestructible safe and only I could open it with my mind and it was in the secret underground room in my backyard that was made out of 12 foot steel walls and had a lock with a 10-digit combination that i would never forget.

Granted but the money moulded/ faded/ set on fire.

I wish I was an arm-chair (ASDF Movie joke xD)

you can't dream because chairs don't have brains! lol

i wanna be a pie