Granted, but it'll cost you!

I wish I owned a theme park

Granted, but it got demolished by zombies in two hours upon getting it.

aww D: lol

I wish I could time travel.

granted but in 200 years in the future silver the hedgehog will crush you! (SONIC FTW)

I wish my cat would like my kitten

Granted, but the cat got so annoyed that it killed the kitten.

I wish I have a new laptop.

granted, but you got distracted on youtube and started watching junk.

i wish i could come up with a wish that no one could "corrupt"

Granted, but it was corrupted by a loophole I found.

I wish we had hovercars.

granted, but they never tested them and the all broke down

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Granted, but you did anyways.

I wish I had invisibility powers.