granted but they removed it because it sounds like something else...

i wish nothing

Granted, but you'll die.

I wish for No friends (xD)

granted but you got lonely and killed yourself

i wish i had a giant ice cream cone

granted but obviously you dropped it

i wish i wouldn't die

granted but you lived longer then anybody else and in the year 5 billion the earth blew up and you drifted into space with the friday song stuck in your head


i wish i had some skittles

(then i would pretend to be nyan cat, duh!)

granted but you choked on one and had to go to the hospital

i wish i had some life savers (i can't die with a life saver because they save my life)

granted but you lost the bag/box of them and got an infestation of ants

i wish i had a yacht

granted but you went too far into sea and got lost

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i wish i didn't have to think of a wish

Granted, but you just did.

I wish for cake (No cake is a lie corruptions)

granted but the cake was poisionus

i wish for a ps3