Granted, but the creeper was so scared it blew up while running away and killed it

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I wish for my gf to have MC

granted but she got bored and dumped you


i wish for a pet fish

D: thats not nice. xD

Granted but your cat ate it

I wish for trees!

you cpu gets hacked and you must buy new minecraft game and cpu.

actually cpu stands for central prossesing unit, not computer.
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granted but they made a bunch of wooden coasters with them (but thats actually good cuz you can ride them!)

i wish i had more things to do when I'm bored.

granted but all they were was stand COMEPLETLY still

i wish for a personal ferris wheel

Granted, but it attracted so many people, it collapses minutes after opening.

I wish I had my own personal hotel.

granted but it collapsed during an earthquake

私は望む COOKIES

granted but you ate them all and were sad when you ran out.

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i wish my computer would type an underscore when i press the button and not zoom out.

Granted but your computer typed too many underscores every time you pressed it so it crashed.

I wish for more downloads for my coasters!

granted but justin banned you for WITCH CRAFT

i wish i was a time lord