Granted but the cement glued the parts together so it couldn't move.

I wish I could type a capital g on my computer with the shift key instead of caps lock. (I have no idea why, but when i do shift, g, it doesn't type anything)

Granted, but the shift key is stuck so you'll have to use the Caps Lock anyway.

I wish I was more productive.

Granted but everyone hated your ideas

I wish for a better immune system

Granted but you started smoking and it failed.

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I wish I had a cat with 3240812376727348712303579123508375872367572198347012458937318923742837498137204571908234 lives.

Granted, but it was vicious,

I wish for alex to be alex

granted but two alexs make a bob

i wish for pizza

Granted but you just ordered me (My Minecraft name: HeatedMintyPizza)

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I wish for alex not to become bob in anyway

granted but he turned into dorkus insted

i wish for shampoo

Granted but you didn't get any conditioner to go with it.

I wish apple would've released the iPad 3 with siri.

granted but siri killed you

i wish for my own laptop